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The Bee: Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism

Australians send our best wishes to friends affected by the outbreak of Collectivist-20 Fever.

Breaking: Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism

PORTLAND, OR—The CDC has announced a full quarantine of Portland to prevent the spread of a dangerous virus known as communism.

Portland Oregon, Protestors, George Floyd.

Signs of an epidemic in Portland Oregon.

Although there is no known cure for communism, there are preventative measures that experts recommend, such as reading history books. 

There is not enough satire in the world.

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13 comments to The Bee: Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism

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    pattoh

    All those hands up for Stimmie Checks >>> MMT/UBI …….huh, someone should explain the the Cantillon Effect & Hyper-Inflation to them.

    AOC Wonderland Rocks!!!!
    /sarc.

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    Kalm Keith

    The subtitles on the video cartoons at the BEE link are hilarious, just the antidote for the the gloom that comes on with memories of the BLM – Antifa burning and smashing.

    Even now the only motive that can be associated with the Dem controlled cities standing by and watching the ugliness seems to be the need to focus public attention away from the coming election rorts. And these city managers are humans?

    Dealing with CV19 lockdown has been hard for most of the world, but to have lockdown plus riots would be nearly the end for many.

    But hey man: it’s safe down there in DC.

    KK

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    James

    Give them some shortages and see if they like it? Build a communist style power plant and see if they like it when it blows! And RBMK-1000 should work find and there are plenty of spare parts around for these!

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    GD

    Although there is no known cure for communism, there are preventative measures that experts recommend, such as reading history books.

    Or watching some Trump rallies.

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    John F. Hultquist

    I hear those wearing a red MAGA hat can leave the city.

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    A Commie Quarantine is an excellent Idea, The stupidity that comes with being a communist has a high Mortality rate. (se Stalin ,Lenin , or Mao)

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    Copying the USA Capitol,Democrat Cities need fences too.
    Once they fence themselves in,everyone in the surrounding regions will be so much safer.

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    CHRIS

    The biggest worry is Capitalism getting into bed with Communism…as is happening now with China and the CCP. Soros et al must be laughing at how easy it is to take over the world (with the support of the UN). George Orwell was a visionary.

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    Deano

    I think it was Babylon Bee that ran the headline:

    “Danger on Highway after Driver Looks up From Phone – Almost Misses Something Cool on Instagram”.

    The best humour is rooted in truth.

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      Great Aunt Janet

      I salute those clever bods at the Babylon Bee! Always astounds me how they come up with ideas that sound completely outrageous… and then some of them come true. Not the Bee has those stories that are already true but sound like they have to be made up.

      Losing Donald Trump’s tweets has dulled my daily log on as I am missing all his droll humour, trolling and ‘your favourite President’announcements – so always glad to visit the Bee.

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