UK Gov spends £50 m to dim sun to create slightly less beach weather

By Jo Nova

The Gods in the UK Parliament plan to spend £50 million in a quest to control sunlight, because obviously, the UK is too sunny

Also obviously, there is nothing more useful the United Kingdom could spend money on than pie-in-the-sky plans for weather-control. It’s not like people are struggling to heat their homes or put food on the table.

And it’s not like anything could go wrong, or plants use sunlight.

It’s not like the UK just installed 1.5 million solar panels on homes and is now paying money to reduce the sunlight falling on them.

In the end, this is just another Grow-The-Government-Blob job, but it’s also an escape plan. Wait for it. Twenty years from now, if the world is cooler due to solar activity or cosmic radiation, they’ll say the Geoengineering saved the world from global warming.

Experiments to dim the Sun will be approved within weeks

Scientists consider brightening clouds to reflect sunshine among ways to prevent runaway climate change

By Sarah Knapton, The Telegraph

Experiments to dim sunlight to fight global warming will be given the green light by the Government within weeks.