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The Climate Study Group is trying a new approach with an Advert in The Australian on page 7 today. Or rather, you might say this is a very old approach…:
Socrates
Nice to meet you Mr Smith. I hear you are very concerned about dangerous global warming.
Mr Smith
Yes, we are facing an alarming prospect of a global warming catastrophe.
Socrates
What gives you such concern?
Mr Smith
Emissions of CO2 from burning fossil fuels.
Socrates
How were these fossil fuels formed?
Mr Smith
Various plant forms grew, died and formed fossil fuels before and during the Carboniferous Period.
Socrates
Was there dangerous global warming prior to the Carboniferous Period?
Mr Smith
No. There’s no evidence of dangerous global warming prior to the Carboniferous period.
Socrates
So where did the carbon in fossil fuels originate?
Mr Smith
Plants absorbed CO2 from the atmosphere prior to the formation of fossil fuels.
Socrates
So the CO2 absorbed by plants is now being released from burning fossil fuels.
Mr Smith
It must be so.
Socrates
You have observed there was no dangerous global warming prior to CO2 being absorbed to form fossil
fuels, so how could the same CO2 now being released cause dangerous global warming?
Mr Smith
I find the implication of your question provocative and disturbing. You should know there is a move to bring charges against you for corrupting youth with your philosophical questions.
Socrates
I am well aware that people are disturbed by my philosophical enquiries which reveal the truth with compelling logic and facts which refute long held beliefs. Our conversation has been no exception.
Mr Smith
I have to go now.
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Cue believers now telling us that the Sun has dimmed, don’t we know, therefore even though the world was warmer 7,000 years ago, and 130,000 years ago and 250,000 years ago, etc etc, on and on, for millions of years, this particular warming is “due to CO2” and millions of other warmer years were due to “something else”.
Readers will no doubt be able to think of other Socratic approaches. :- )
UPDATE:
Alarmists have caused a malaise,
In our world, by their daft climate craze,
But their angst demagogic,
Could be cured by the logic,
And wisdom of old Socrates.
— Ruairi